Holiday in Australia

YOU HAVE TO READ THIS FIRST BEFORE LOOKING AT
PICTURE.

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad
thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw.






(Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your
Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it)

Would you have stayed to take the picture??
Maybe what saved there ass was that the shark wasn't hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them - only because they were not aware. Probably better
that the kid didn't point for them to look behind them.

Some Jokes for Today

I'm Sorry But Your Old Man Is Dead!

Brenda is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim, her husbands best friend arrives at her door.
"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to tell ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
" I must, Brenda. Your husband John is dead and gone. I'm sorry."
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?"
"It was terrible, Brenda he fell ito a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to pee!"

A Death In The Family!

Mary goes up to the pastor after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Paster, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The paster says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "Yes he did, Father."
The pastor says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, he said, "Please Mary, put down that damn gun..."

Pass The T.P. Please!

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin', there's no paper on this side either!!!"

Bike Week Links

Here are some useful links for Bike Week at Daytona 2008

Daytona Bike Week 2008 Accommodation's

Daytona Bike Week 2008 Directory

Daytona Bike Week 2008 Survival Guide

Jerry Garcia Ties For Sale

I came across this link while surfing so I am posting it for all the Deadhead (The Grateful Dead) fans out there. It's Jerry Garcia Ties for sale. Here is a link if you don't know who Jerry Garcia is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Garcia. The Grateful Dead website can be found here: http://www.dead.net/ if you haven't heard of the band.