tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-909575159128879552024-03-16T11:01:30.338-04:00Grandpa Harley Loves MotorcyclesGrandpa Harley loves motorcycles,Bob Seger,Stevie Ray Vaughn,golden oldies and playing guitarUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-22268066501528368152009-04-16T06:22:00.001-04:002009-04-16T06:22:34.790-04:00My Friend Sally Parmer has written a new book available at Amazon<p>I found this fascinating quote today:</p><br /><blockquote class="zemanta-reblog-quote" style="margin: 1em 3em;"><dl><strong>My Friend Sally Parmer has written a new book available at Amazon</strong> <dd>A wild romp through the sixties with the girl that lived it.</dd><span class="attribution zemanta-reblog-cite" style="text-align: right; display: block; width: 100%; padding-top: 1em; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px;"><a href="http://frank-s.ws/new-book-blue-jean-baby/">My Friend Sally Parmer has written a new book available at Amazon</a>, Apr 2009</span></dl></blockquote><br /><p>You should read the whole article.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-2520297465907420562009-02-06T07:35:00.001-05:002009-02-06T07:35:18.142-05:00Women Of Bike Week<p>I found this article on women and bike week:</p><br /><blockquote class="zemanta-reblog-quote" style="margin: 1em 3em;"><br /><p>There are more and more women every year getting their own bikes rather than sitting behind their old man. Even my old lady is learning to ride my ‘96 Harley softail. Here is a video from http://frankweb.ws/bikeweek on the women of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daytona_Beach_Bike_Week">bike week</a>. You can also view many more videos of bike week at Dytona, Laconia, Sturgis and many more from around the world at this site.<span class="attribution zemanta-reblog-cite" style="text-align: right; display: block; width: 100%; padding-top: 1em; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px;"><a href="http://blog.frankweb.ws/women-of-bike-week">Women Of Bike Week</a>, Feb 2009</span></p><br /></blockquote><br /><p>You should read the whole article.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-62920277226745081802009-01-29T14:12:00.004-05:002009-01-29T14:52:18.448-05:00Jorge's Daily Fit Tip: The Best Tool for Back Exercises<!--StartExclude--><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="728" align="center" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:11px; color:#084b8f; " bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td align="left" height="34"> LifeScript subscriber since 01/29/2009 </td><td align="right" height="34"><a style="color:084b8f;" href="http://www.lifescript.com/Newsletters/2009/01/29/Diet_And_Fitness.aspx?VID=23068&SID=23239874&EID={62052641-0484-47A1-890F-C0A1A84E0D5A}"> View as Webpage </a> | <a style="color:#084b8f;" href="http://www.lifescript.com/subscriptions.aspx?SYSID=1&VID=23068&SID=23239874&EID={62052641-0484-47A1-890F-C0A1A84E0D5A}">Manage Subscriptions</a> | <a style="color:#084b8f;" href="http://www.lifescript.com/subscriptions.aspx?SYSID=1&VID=23068&SID=23239874&EID={62052641-0484-47A1-890F-C0A1A84E0D5A}&Action=RemoveAll">Unsubscribe From All</a></td></tr></table><!--EndExclude--><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="728" align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff"><tr><td height="52" style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-weight:bold; font-size:24px; color:#4f9032; "><img src="http://images.lifescript.com/Newsletters/df1_title_01.gif" alt="LifeScript Healthy Appetite" height="52" border="0"></td><td></td><td align="right"><!--StartReplace--><a href="http://www.lifescript.com/subscriptions.aspx?SYSID=1&VID=23068&SID=23239874&EID={62052641-0484-47A1-890F-C0A1A84E0D5A}&Action=RemoveAll"><img src="http://images.lifescript.com/Newsletters/seal_01.gif" alt="Hassel Free Unsubscribe" width="106" height="52" border="0"></a><!--EndReplace--></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#d0e5af"><img src="http://images.lifescript.com/Newsletters/df1_title_02.gif" alt="" height="28" border="0"></td><td bgcolor="#d0e5af" align="center" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:13px; font-weight:bold; color:#084b8f; ">January 29, 2009</td><td bgcolor="#d0e5af" align="right"><!--StartReplace--><a href="http://www.lifescript.com/subscriptions.aspx?SYSID=1&VID=23068&SID=23239874&EID={62052641-0484-47A1-890F-C0A1A84E0D5A}&Action=RemoveAll"><img src="http://images.lifescript.com/Newsletters/df1_seal_02.gif" alt="" width="106" height="28" border="0"></a><!--EndReplace--></td></tr></table><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="728" align="center"><tr><td><br><a target="_blank" href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/lfs.nl.diet_fitness/;pos=1;tile=1;sz=728x90;dcove=r;ord=10260156?"><img border="0" alt="" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/lfs.nl.diet_fitness/;pos=1;tile=1;sz=728x90;dcove=r;ord=10260156?" width="728" height="90"></a><br></td></tr></table><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="728" align="center"><tr><td width="412" valign="top"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="412"><tr><td style="font-family:Georgia, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif; font-weight:bold; font-size:24px; color:#084b8f; padding:25px 0 0 0; border-bottom:solid 3px #d0e5af; "> <img src="http://images.lifescript.com/Newsletters/df_jorgecruise.jpg" alt="" width="165" height="51" />Daily Fit Tip </td></tr><tr><td width="400" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size:12px; line-height:16px; padding:3px 5px; "><strong style="font-size:14px; line-height:24px; ">The Best Tool for Back Exercises</strong><br>An exercise ball, or Swiss ball, is a fitness must-have. 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Maybe it was the spirited activities surrounding the event that have kept people keep coming back. Whatever the case, Bike Week has been a tradition since January 24, 1937 - the inaugural running of the Daytona 200. The first race took place on a 3.2 mile beach and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_racing">road course</a>, located south of Daytona Beach. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Kretz">Ed Kretz</a> of <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.0491666667,-118.135555556&spn=0.1,0.1&q=34.0491666667,-118.135555556 (Monterey%20Park%2C%20California)&t=h">Monterey Park, CA</a> was its first winner, riding an American made Indian motorcycle and averaging 73.34 mph. Kretz also won the inaugural City of Daytona Beach trophy. The 1937, race course ran approximately one and a half miles north on the beach; through a 1/4 mile turn where the sand was banked, and then onto the paved, public roadway portion for the trip south. Coming back on the final turn, another high sand bank awaited riders as they raced on the hard sands of the beach. Interestingly enough, starting times for these events were dictated by the local tide tables. The races continued from 1937 to 1941. In the early years the Daytona 200 was also called the “Handlebar Derby” by local racing scribes. So far, we’ve uncovered some interesting facts about motorcycles. You may decide that the following information is even more interesting. In 1942, the Daytona 200 was discontinued because of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II">World War II</a>. Its sanctioning body , the American Motorcycling Association (<a href="http://www.ama-cycle.org/">AMA</a>) solemnly noted it was “in the interests of national defense” that the event was canceled. With the war, came a general rationing of fuel, tires and key engine components. Even though the racing event was “officially” called off, people still showed up for an “unofficial” party called Bike Week. On February 24, 1947, the famous motorcycle race resumed and was now promoted by the legendary Bill France. Newspaper stories of the period recount that the city fathers asked townsfolk to open their homes to the visiting motorcyclists because all hotel rooms and camping areas were filled to capacity. The 1947 Daytona 200 featured a record 176 riders. In 1948, a new beach - road course was used because of developments along the beach. Organizers were forced to move the event further south, towards <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.0947222222,-80.9425&spn=0.1,0.1&q=29.0947222222,-80.9425 (Ponce%20Inlet%2C%20Florida)&t=h">Ponce Inlet</a>. The new circuit measured 4.1 miles. The last Daytona 200 to be held on the beach - road course took place in 1960. In 1961, the famous race was moved to the <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.1856388889,-81.0694166667&spn=0.01,0.01&q=29.1856388889,-81.0694166667 (Daytona%20International%20Speedway)&t=h">Daytona International Speedway</a>. Bike Week has always had a flavor of its own. Some time after the war, the event began to take on a rugged edge. While the motorcycle races on the beach were organized, events surrounding the race were not. As time passed, locals became afraid of the visitors and law enforcement officers and city officials were less than enthusiastic about what some termed an “invasion”. Relations between the Bikers and law enforcement officials continued to worsen. When things appeared to be at their worst (after the 1986 event), a special task force was organized by the city in cooperation with the local chamber of commerce to improve relations and change the magnitude and scope of the event. Today Bike Week has transformed into a 10-day festival that expands throughout <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.07,-81.14&spn=1.0,1.0&q=29.07,-81.14 (Volusia%20County%2C%20Florida)&t=h">Volusia County</a>. There are hundreds of events for motorcycle enthusiasts to enjoy. Bike Week now welcomes hundreds of thousands of visitors annually and is enjoyed by locals and motorcycle enthusiasts world wide. Now you can be a confident expert on motorcycles. OK, maybe not an expert. But you should have something to bring to the table next time you join a discussion on motorcycles.<span class="attribution zemanta-reblog-cite" style="text-align: right; display: block; width: 100%; padding-top: 1em; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1em; padding-left: 0px;"><a href="http://blog.frankweb.ws/daytona-bike-week-2009">Daytona Bike Week 2009</a>, Jan 1937</span></p><br /></blockquote><br /><p>You should read the whole article.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-12147733455561822022008-12-06T04:31:00.001-05:002008-12-06T04:35:41.210-05:00Happily Married BikerBadass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces<br />himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins<br />and a glass of water on the side table.<br />He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and<br />pressed. Bob looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,<br />spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.<br />He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey,<br />breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."<br />So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and<br />the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.<br />Bob asks, "Son, what happened last night?"<br />His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious,<br />broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black<br />eye when you stumbled into the door."<br />Confused, Badass Bob asks, "So, why is everything in order and so<br />clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"<br />His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when<br />she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm<br />married'!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-52470505918840144602008-10-05T06:36:00.001-04:002008-10-05T06:36:45.004-04:00Viral Networks - Brand New Web 2.0 Social Network!I have just been introduced to a viral network site that I have been hoping someone would make. A Web 2.0 site designed for Internet Marketers & online home business owners, this site really does have everything needed to build the perfect platform for online success. 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I got it from a friend and believe me it hit home. It makes you realize how much friends and family really mean to us and how we can easily not take the time to tell them. I am posting it here as well.<br /><br />Around the corner I have a friend,<br />In this great city that has no end,<br />Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,<br />And before I know it, a year is gone.<br />And I never see my old friends face,<br />For life is a swift and terrible race,<br />He knows I like him just as well,<br />As in the days when I rang his bell.<br />And he rang mine but we were younger then,<br />And now we are busy, tired men.<br />Tired of playing a foolish game,<br />Tired of trying to make a name.<br />'Tomorrow' I say! 'I will call on Jim<br />Just to show that I'm thinking of him.'<br />But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,<br />And distance between us grows and grows.<br />Around the corner, yet miles away,<br />'Here's a telegram sir,' 'Jim died today.'<br />And that's what we get and deserve in the end.<br />Around the corner, a vanished friend.<br />Remember to always say what you mean.<br />If you love someone, tell them.<br />Don't be afraid to express yourself.<br />Reach out and tell someone what they mean to you.<br />Because when you decide that it is the right time it might<br />be too late.<br />Seize the day. Never have regrets. And most importantly, stay close to your friends<br />and family, for they have helped make you the person that you are today.<br /><br />This reminds me of a song from the late, great, Stevie Ray Vaughn called "Life By The Drop",<br />That says the same thing in song.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-49801077222173690532008-04-14T07:48:00.004-04:002008-04-14T07:57:35.297-04:00The Famous Whopper VideoI know this video has been around for quite a while but I just had to put it here because it is funnier every time i watch it! Is that young dude stoned or what? They could have given him a Krystal burger and he wouldn't have known the difference!<br /><object height="355" width="424"><br /> <param name="movie" value="http://www.whopperfreakout.com/embed.swf"><br /> <embed src="http://www.whopperfreakout.com/embed.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="355" width="424"></embed><br /></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-8075935790781739472008-04-14T04:47:00.003-04:002008-04-14T08:02:37.143-04:00Proof That The World Is Nuts<span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. </span></span></b></span><div class="gmail_quote"><div link="blue" vlink="blue" lang="EN-US"><div><div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;" > </span></span></p> </div> </div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">(Like THAT makes sense.)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.<br /><br />(Do they look different reversed?) </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#400040;"><span><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(64, 0, 64); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;" ><br /> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of w oo d at a ll times.<br /><br />(A brick?)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.<br /><br />(Much worse than 'going blind!')<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time<br /><br />Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.<br /><br />(Let's just think for a minute; is there </span></span></b></span><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span style=";color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. </span></span></b></span><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span style=";color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br /> </span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;">The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.<br /><br />(Ah! Justice!)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.<br /><br />(But of course!)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mothe r mus t be in the room to witness the act.<br /><br />(Makes one shudder at the thought.)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~<br /><br />In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.<br /><br />(I presume this was a big enough problem that t he y had to pass this law?)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'<br /><br />(Is this a great country or what? </span></b></span><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span style=";color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">Well, not as great as Guam !)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />Banging your head against a wall uses </span></span></b></span><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span style=";color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">150 calories an hour.<br /><br />(Who volunteers for these tests?)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.<br /><br />(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;"><br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. </span></span></b></span><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;font-size:130%;color:black;"><span style=";color:black;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;">(From drinking little bottles of???)<br /><br />(Did our government pay for this research??)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />Butterflies taste with their feet.<br /><br />(Ah, geez.)</span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;color:#400040;"><span><span style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; color: rgb(64, 0, 64); -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial; font-weight: bold;font-family:Arial;" ><br /> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span></span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Kristen ITC;color:#400040;"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64); font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.<br /><br />(I know some people like that.)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />Starfish don't have brains.<br /><br />(I know some people like that, too.)<br />*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*<br /><br />And, the best for last?<br /><br />Turtles can breathe through their butts.<br /><br />(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)</span></span></b></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;" > </span></span></p> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:130%;"><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;" > <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%"> </span></span></div></div></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-14107235655706088152008-04-10T05:17:00.003-04:002008-04-10T06:19:47.342-04:00President Bush to Convert to Judaism<div class="gmail_quote"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is not sufficiently supportive of Israel, one of America 's closest allies, today, President George W. Bush announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity and empathy with the Israeli people.<br /></span><div><div><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:130%;color:#000080;" lang="0" ><b> <br />Authorities have been unable to handle the tens of thousands of applicants who have volunteered to do the circumcision ...</b></span><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#000000;" lang="0" ><br /></span></div></div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-600332746550228272008-04-09T15:52:00.001-04:002008-04-09T15:55:09.204-04:00Thanks for all the emailsTHANKS FOR ALL THE E-MAILS<br /><br />I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the<br />past year.<br /><br />Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a<br />paper towel.<br /><br />I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the<br />last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.<br /><br />I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what<br />has happened on it since it was last washed.<br /><br /><br />I can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because<br />lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including<br />feces.<br /><br /><br />I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because<br />the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose (Although<br />cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)<br /><br />Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only<br />imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.<br /><br /><br />I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor<br />of a public bathroom. Yuck!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in<br />the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every<br />envelope that needs sealing.<br /><br /><br /><br />Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same<br />reason.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny<br />Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive<br />the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for<br />participating in their special e-mail program.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking<br />out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.<br /><br />I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant<br />freaks with no eyes or feathers.<br /><br /><br /><br />I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a<br />water buffalo on a hot day.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I<br />forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can<br />remove toilet stains.<br /><br />I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the<br />car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.<br /><br /><br />I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these<br />products are atheists who refuse to put 'Under God' on their cans.<br /><br /><br />I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.<br /><br />And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water in the<br />microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face... disfiguring me for<br />life.<br /><br />I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be<br />pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.<br /><br />I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a<br />perfume sample and rob me.<br /><br />I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually<br />Al Qaeda in disguise.<br /><br />I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our<br />American troops or the Salvation Army.<br /><br />I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a<br />number f or which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda,<br />Singapore and Uzbekistan .<br /><br /><br />I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have<br />their recipe.<br /><br />Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown<br />African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it<br />bites my butt.<br />And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in<br />the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester<br />waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.<br /><br />I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas<br />companies!<br /><br />If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70<br />minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this<br />afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to<br />grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a<br />friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's<br />cousin's beautician...<br /><br />Have a wonderful day...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-69833242743516091292008-04-09T15:50:00.001-04:002008-04-09T15:57:04.101-04:00Pilot humorRemember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.<br /><br />After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.<br /><br /><br />Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS ' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.<br /><br />By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.<br />S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.<br />S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Something loose in cockpit<br />S: Something tightened in cockpit<br /><br />P: Dead bugs on windshield.<br />S: Live bugs on back-order.<br /><br />P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent<br />S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.<br />S: Evidence removed.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: DME volume unbelievably loud.<br />S: DME volume set to more believable level.<br /><br />P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.<br />S: That's what friction locks are for.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.<br />S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.<br /><br />P: Suspected crack in windshield.<br />S: Suspect you're right.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Number 3 engine missing.<br />S: Engine found on right wing after brief search<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Aircraft handles funny.<br />S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Target radar hums.<br />S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.<br /><br /> <br /><br />P: Mouse in cockpit.<br />S: Cat installed.<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />And the best one for last...<br /><br />P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.<br />S: Took hammer away from midgetUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-10274625720923956562008-04-09T04:28:00.002-04:002008-04-09T04:32:05.558-04:00Subject: Doctors will be DoctorsHere's something to think about.<br /> <br />I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.<br /><br />A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'<br /> <br />He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'<br /><br />'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'<br /> <br />Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'<br /> <br />Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.<br /> <br />He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said<br /> <br />He looked at me and said,.... 'Then, why do you even care'Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-91778360526763421252008-04-08T04:33:00.003-04:002008-04-08T04:42:49.665-04:00Subject: Friends<div class="gmail_quote"><div style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><div><div lang="EN-US"><div><div><div class="Wj3C7c"><div><div><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;" ><i><span style="color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >Let's see if you send it back. We all know or knew someone like this!!<br /><br />One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was </span></span></i></span></span><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:100%;color:black;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" ><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.'<br />I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friend tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.<br /></span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Arial;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;color:black;" >His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Arial;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;color:black;" >They really should get lives.' </span></span></i></span></div></div> <div> <div> </div> <div> <div><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="font-family:Arial;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Arial;color:black;" >He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his face.<br />It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.<br />I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.<br />As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >with my friends<br />He said yes.<br />We hung out all weekend and the mor e I g ot to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >friends thought the</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday! ' He just laughed and handed me half the books.<br /><br />Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college.Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >be a problem.<br />He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak that really found himself during high school. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!<br />Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great! </span></span></i></span></div></div> <div> <div><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >He looked at me with one of</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >those looks (the really grateful one) and </span></span></i></span></div> </div> <div> <div><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >smiled.<br />'Thanks,' he said.<br />As he started his speech, he cle ared hi s throat, and began 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.<br />Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.I am going to tell you a story'<br /><br />I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met.He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smiled 'Thankfull y, I was saved.My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable. I heard the gasp go throughthe crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.<br />Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse.<br />God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way.<br />Look for God in others.<br />You now have two choices, you can:<br />1) Pass this on to your friends or<br />2) Delete it and act like it </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >didn' t touch your heart.<br /></span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >As you can see, I took choice number 1.<br />'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" >how to fly.''There is no beginning or end.. Yesterday is history.<br />Tomorrow is a mystery.<br />Today is a gift.</span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></i><i><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:black;"><span style="font-style: italic;color:black;" > </span></span></i></span></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:Garamond;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Garamond;" >The Baxter's</span></span></div></div> <div><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"> <hr align="center" size="1" width="100%"> </span></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-64553564461266873262008-04-06T15:51:00.005-04:002008-04-06T16:12:19.062-04:00Subject: Prayer Request<div class="gmail_quote"><div><div class="Wj3C7c"><div class="gmail_quote"><div bgcolor="white" link="blue" vlink="blue" lang="EN-US"><div><div> </div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 100%;" valign="top" width="100%"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td style="padding: 0in; width: 100%;" valign="top" width="100%"> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;" >As I reflect on this photograph, I see once again that not all the brave leave the 'home of the brave' to enter battle; some are required now to be the brave of the home. It is said a picture is worth a thousand words, but this one leaves me speechless</span></span><span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:100%;color:blue;"><span style=";color:blue;" >. </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_0a2YzHsg-oE/R_ktmkLTw5I/AAAAAAAAAGw/fY4S-Y4bBzk/s1600-h/Hero%27s+send+off.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_0a2YzHsg-oE/R_ktmkLTw5I/AAAAAAAAAGw/fY4S-Y4bBzk/s320/Hero%27s+send+off.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186226586463224722" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;" >Would You Send This Please </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span> <span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >For all the men and women deployed to Iraq and their families</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size:100%;">I </span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >feel compelled to send it on. Your prayers are deeply appreciated. These men and women and their families deserve our love, our hugs and most powerfully, our prayers.</span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Tahoma;" > </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" ><br /> <br /> </span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_0a2YzHsg-oE/R_kuB0LTw6I/AAAAAAAAAG4/HxUJ71LAn1w/s1600-h/Soldier.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_0a2YzHsg-oE/R_kuB0LTw6I/AAAAAAAAAG4/HxUJ71LAn1w/s320/Soldier.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186227054614660002" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" ><br /><br /><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >Prayer Request:</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" ><br /> <br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >I understand that life in Iraq is very difficult to bear right now. Our troops need our prayers for strength, endurance and safety. </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" ><br /><br /> </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >Send this on after a short prayer;</span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" > </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" >please don't break it: </span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:#002041;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 32, 65);font-family:Arial;" ><br /> <br /> 'Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need... Amen.'<br /><br /> When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.<br /><br /> There' s nothing attached; just send this to all in your address book. Do not let it stop with you, please -- of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, or Marine deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best!!! </span></span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </div> </div> </div> </div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p> <div> <div style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" > <hr align="center" size="2" width="100%"> </span></span></div> </div> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;" ><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:Tahoma;" ><br /><br /><b><b><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></b></b></span></span></b></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-84027543051143213322008-04-06T15:46:00.005-04:002008-04-06T16:26:19.232-04:00Subject: No Bull<div><blockquote style="border-style: none none none solid; padding: 0in 0in 0in 4pt; margin-left: 3.75pt; margin-top: 5pt; margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div> </div><div> <div> <div> <table style="width: 664px; height: 529px;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td style="padding: 1.5pt; width: 100%;" width="100%"> <div> <div> <div type="cite"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125);font-family:Tahoma;" ><span style="color: rgb(31, 73, 125); font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;" >My </span></span></i><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" >wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, <b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> '</span></b></span></span></i><b><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" > THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR</span></span></i></b><b><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" > '</span></span></i></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" >My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'</span></span></i></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" >We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,</span></span></i></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" >''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'</span></span></i></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" >My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'</span></span></i></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" ><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:black;" >We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,</span></span></i></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><i><span style=";font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-family:Tahoma;color:green;" >'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'</span></span></i></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" >My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'</span></span></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" >I looked at her and said,</span></span></b><b><span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:navy;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:navy;" > 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'</span></span></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:Trebuchet MS;color:black;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;color:black;" >Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.</span></span></b></span></p> </div> </div> <div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-size:12;color:black;" ><br /></span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> <div style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> <p><span style=";font-family:Times New Roman;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:12;"> </span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </div> <div> <p><span style=";font-family:Arial Black;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style="color:black;"> </span></span></p> </div> <div> <p style="margin-top: 7.5pt;"><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;color:black;" ><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" >.</span></span></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> <span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90957515912887955.post-66626738161840069842008-04-06T05:59:00.002-04:002008-04-06T06:06:45.259-04:00Frank has invited you to Yuwie!----------------------------------------<br>You have been invited to join Yuwie by Frank Sisinni. 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